A. 小弟求大家幫我找三條英語趣味故事，要有翻譯的，謝謝啦!
1. "You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可憐的丈夫
「你根本無法想像和我妻子打交道是多麼的難，」一個男人對他的朋友訴苦說，「她問我一個問題，然後自己回答了，過後又花半個小時跟我解釋為什麼我的答案是錯的。」
2. When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?"
"Why, yes," Tom replied, smiling at her broadly.
"So is my mom," she said. "Would you like to meet her?"
約會
在湯姆工作的大樓里有一個咖啡屋，那兒總有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。湯姆有些受寵若驚，因為這位小姐看上去至少比他年輕15歲。一天她又對湯姆招手並示意湯姆過去。於是湯姆走了過去。她問道，「您現在是單身嗎？」 「對，是單身，」湯姆滿臉堆笑的說。 「我母親也是，」她說，「您願不願意見見她
3. Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不識字
布朗夫人：哦，
親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了！
史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊！
布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。」
B. 漢譯英：有趣實用的英語俚語
有趣實用的英語俚語
interesting and practical English slang
C. 求一些英語笑話 小故事 和一些有趣的英語知識
hey Are Directly from America
Not long after an old Chinese women came back to china from her visit to her daughter in the Sates, she went to a city bank to deposit the U.S. dollars her daughter give her . At the bank counter ,the money was real.It mady out of patience.At last she couid not hold any more, uttering :「trust me, Sir, and trustthe money .They are real U.S. dollars. They.are directly from America. 」
漢譯：
真美鈔
一位中國老婦人到美國去看望女兒回來不久，到一家銀行取存女兒送給她的美元。在銀行櫃台，銀行職員認真仔細的檢查了每一張鈔票看，是否有假。這種做法使老婦人很不耐煩，最後實在忍不住說：「相信我，先生，也請你相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元，是從美國直接帶來的。」
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他贏了
湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？
約翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了傷。
湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒？
約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裡。他媽媽問，「發生了什麼事？」
「一個男孩咬了我一口，」伊凡說。
「再見到他你能認出來嗎？」媽媽問。
「他走到哪裡我都能認出他，」伊凡說。「他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。」
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了？」
「我給了一個可憐的老太婆，」他回答說。 「你真是個好孩子，」媽媽驕傲地說。「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢？」
「她是個賣糖果的。」
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：「爸爸，『醉』字是什麼意思？」 「唔，孩子，」父親回答說，「你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麼我就算醉了。」 「可是，爸爸， 」孩子說，「那兒只有一個警察呀！」
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裡沒有乳酪了，於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片乳酪回到房間，把乳酪放在客人的盤子里。 客人微笑著把乳酪放進嘴裡說：「孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪裡找到的乳酪？」 「在捕鼠夾上，先生。」那小男孩說。
英語小笑話
上個星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一個老美看到就笑我說, "Do you
know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著
性, 縮寫正好是 Adidas) " 我正驚訝他怎麼反應這么快, 聯想力這么豐富時,旁邊的
一個老美幫我解圍, 他說, 有一個很著名的合唱團 Korn, 他們的招牌歌之一就是
A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,這個典故可是很多老美都耳熟
能詳的喔! 下次就換你去取笑老美了.
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子進入教堂和上帝對話.他問:"主啊, 一百萬美元對你意味著多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又問:"且話僂蚰昴?"上帝說:"一秒鍾."最後男子請求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?"上帝回答:"過一秒鍾."
1,Two birls
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
兩只鳥
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？
學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老師：請說說看。
學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
2. The Fish Net
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
魚網
"你能告訴我魚網是什麼做的嗎，安？" 老師發問道。
"把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。" 小女孩回答道。
3. The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
新老師
9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裡。
"喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎？" 媽媽問。
"媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。"
4. A physics Examination
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考試
在一次物理考試時，當同學們都還在苦思冥想時，尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。
這個問題是：為什麼在打雷時，我們總是先看到閃電後聽到雷聲？
尼克的回答是：因為眼睛在前，耳朵在後。
Jim』s History Examination
Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?
Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him
things that happened before the poor boy was born.
吉姆的歷史考試
舅舅：吉姆這孩子歷史考得怎麼樣？
母親：唉，糟透了。可話又說回來，這也不能怪他。嗨，他們盡問一些這個
可憐的孩子出生前的事兒。
D. 英語小笑話，越短越好，帶翻譯
1、Goldfish金魚
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold（蒙眼睛）them!
斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。
弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們？
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎麼辦？
斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛！
2、 The Revenge 欺騙的代價
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With alow voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmerJones." Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you." Johnson:"But I want you to." Wife: "But why?" Johnson: "Jonesonce cheated me in a horse deal!"
老農約翰遜就要死了。他的家人都站在床邊。他聲音低沉地對妻子說：「我死後，我想你嫁給農夫瓊斯。」 妻子說：「不，在你死後，我不能嫁給任何人。」 約翰遜：「但我希望你這么做。」 妻子：「為什麼？」 約翰遜：「因為瓊斯曾在一筆販馬的交易中欺騙了我。」
3、I think that I'm a chicken 我想我是一隻雞
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
精神病醫師：你哪裡不舒服？
病人：我認為我是一隻雞。
精神病醫師：這種情況從什麼時候開始的？
病人：從我還是一隻蛋的時候開始。
4、How do I get the gum out我怎麼把口香糖取出來
Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keeptheir ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed upto her and said, "I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum outfrom my ears?"
當空中小姐給乘客們發口香糖的時候，她解釋說口香糖有助於他們防止耳鳴。飛機著陸後，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說道：「 我馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎麼才能把口香糖從耳朵裡面取出來呢？」
5、 Where Am I 我在哪兒
An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw afarmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer,"Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" "Yes, " the farmerlooked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."
一個英國人在鄉下開車時迷了路，他看見一個農民正在附近的地里幹活。於是他就把車開過去問那位農民：「勞駕，您能告訴我我現在這是在哪兒嗎？」 「可以。」農夫奇怪地看了看他，然後說道：「你現在在你的車子里，先生。」
6、Chiefis at the wedding 長官在婚禮上
A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street.
"But officer," the man said, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer."I'm going to put you injail until the chief gets back."
"But ,officer, I …."
"I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!"
A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Youare lucky because the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a goodmood when he gets back."
"Are you sure?" answered the man in the cell. "I'm thegroom."
大街上的一個超速駕駛者被警察攔住了。「但是警官」這個人說道，「我可以解釋的」。「保持安靜」，警察突然說道。「我將把你送往監獄，直到長官回來。「但是，警察，我，，，」。「我說過了保持安靜，你要到監獄了。」幾小時後，警察向監獄里看了看說道「算你運氣好，因為我們的長官正在他女兒的婚禮上。他將帶著一個愉快的心情回來的。」 「你確定」在牢房裡的這個人說道。「我就是新郎呀」。
7、Who Is the Laziest 誰最懶
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you aquestion. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing andwriting, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher, father.
父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶？湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。父親：啊，不對，你知道！想想看，當別的孩子們都在做作業、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課？湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。
8、TwoBirds 兩只鳥
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now whocan tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside theswallow.
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老師：請說說看。學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
E. 關於英語小知識
1: Keep it down
Keep it down means to be quiet, do not be noisy, pipe down
Dad called to us, "Keep it down, eh. We're trying to go to sleep."
Note:
Keep it down的意思是安靜下來，不要吵
例：爸爸對我們說：「安靜！我們要睡覺了。」
首先看音節的概念，即在英語中母音特別響亮,一個母音可以構成一個音節。一個母音和一個或幾個輔音音素的結合也可以構成一個音節。一般來說，母音可以構成音節，大部分輔音不響亮,不能構成音節。英語中有一個音節的，有二、三、四個音節的，也有五、六、七、八個音節的。一個音節叫做單音節，兩個音節叫做雙音節，三個音節以上叫做多音節。
英語的雙音節或多音節的詞中,有一個讀得特別響亮的音節,叫做重讀音節。其他不特別響亮的音節叫做非重讀音節。
閉音節是母音字字母後面有輔音字母(r除外)時,這個母音字母構成的音節叫做閉音節。
那麼，我們就可以這樣說，閉音節在單詞中讀的響亮的時候就叫做重讀閉音節。單音節不標重音符號，雙音節和多音節的詞的重音在第一個音節上，或是在其他任何一音節上。
F. 簡單的英語小笑話(帶翻譯）
1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩：這個座位是空的么？ 女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也將是空的。
2、Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money. 男孩：我可以給你買杯飲料嗎？ 女孩：你不如直接把錢給我得了。
3、My little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不識字。布朗夫人：哦， 親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊！ 布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。」
4、My Wife Will Exchange Them。A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves. ″Cloth or leather﹖″ asked the salesperson. ″Makes no difference ″replied customer. ″What color﹖″ asked the clerk. ″Any″ he responded.
″Size﹖″ ″Give me whatever you prefer″ the gentleman said slightly exasperated. ″My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them.″
反正我太太明天會來換的。一位先生走進一家商店要買副手套。 「您是要布的還是皮的？」售貨員問。 「沒什麼區別。」這位顧客回答。 「那您要什麼顏色的呢？」售貨員又問。「什麼顏色都成。」他回答。 「號碼呢？」 「您就隨便給我拿一副吧，」這位顧客有點不耐煩了，「反正我太太明天都會來換的。」
5、A physics Examination，Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunder rolls?
Nick『s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考試。在一次物理考試時，當同學們都還在苦思冥想時，尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。這個問題是：為什麼在打雷時，我們總是先看到閃電後聽到雷聲？尼克的回答是：因為眼睛在前，耳朵在後。
6、Jim』s History Examination。Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.
吉姆的歷史考試。舅舅：吉姆這孩子歷史考得怎麼樣？母親：唉，糟透了。可話又說回來，這也不能怪他。嗨，他們盡問一些這個可憐的孩子出生前的事兒。
7、he is really somebody。-- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一個大人物。-- 我叔叔下面有1000個人。-- 他真是一個大人物。干什麼的？-- 墓地守墓人。
(6)英語趣味小知識漢譯英擴展閱讀：
笑話具有篇幅短小，故事情節簡單而巧妙，往往出人意料，給人突然之間笑神來了的奇妙感覺的特點。大多揭示生活中乖謬的現象，具有諷刺性和娛樂性。其趣味有高下之分。
人類歷史上，人自從有了語言，就已經出現了開玩笑的語言，最早，人們以口相傳，後來有了文字，許多笑話便被記載下來，編書成冊。但還有很多笑話，是流傳於民間的，就當今社會，每天都有很多笑話出現，有心人如果收集，我想將來一定會有價值。
同時豐富了笑話的寶庫。隨著近十年網路和手機的飛速發展，隨之出現了網路笑話，網路流行語，給力大全，手機笑話，雷人語句，笑料聯盟等，促使笑話發展到一個新的階段。
G. 英語趣味小短文（帶翻譯）
1、Cat and Mice 貓和老鼠
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small boxwith holes punched in the top.
"What's in your box?" asked the friend.
"A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've beendreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catchthem."
"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.
"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.
布朗夫人去拜訪一位朋友，她拿著一個頂部扎滿了小眼兒的盒子。「盒子里裝的是什麼？」朋友問道。「一隻小貓，」布朗夫人回答說，「你知道我晚上睡覺總夢見老鼠，我非常害怕。這只貓可以抓住那些老鼠。」「可老鼠都是假想的呀。」朋友說。「小貓也是假想的。」布朗夫人小聲說道。
2、I think that I'm a chicken 我是一隻雞
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
精神病醫師：你哪裡不舒服？
病人：我認為我是一隻雞。
精神病醫師：這種情況從什麼時候開始的？
病人：從我還是一隻蛋的時候開始的。
3、I Am Acting Like a Lady 我要表現得像位女士
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast DepartmentStore, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soonfound himself being battered by frantic women.
He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and armsflailing, he plowed through the crowed.
"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't youact like a gentleman?"
"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like agentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."
一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒過多久，他發現自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。
他竭力忍耐著。後來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。
「你幹嘛？」有人尖聲叫道，「你難道不能表現得像位紳士嗎？」
「聽著，」他說，「我過去一小時一直表現得像一位紳士。從現在起，我要表現得像位女士。」
4、The Broom Seller and the Barber 賣掃帚的人和理發師
A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. Thebarber bought one of his brooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for theprice of it.
"Two pence," said the man.
"No, no," said the barber, "I will give you a penny,and if you do not think that enough, you may take your broom again."
The man took it, and asked what he had to pay for his shave.
"A penny." said the barber.
"I will give you a half-penny, and if that is not enough, youmay put my beard on again."
一個賣掃帚的人去一家理發店修面。理發師向他買了一把掃帚。當理發師給他修完面後，問了一下掃帚的價錢。
賣掃帚的人說：「兩便士。」
「不，不。」理發師說，「我只出一便士。如果你認為不夠的話，可以把掃帚拿回去。」
賣掃帚的人取回了掃帚，隨後問修面要付多少錢。
賣掃帚的人說：「我只能給你半個便士，如果你認為不夠的話，你可以把鬍子再替我裝上。」
5、Want a Day Off 想請一天假
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office."Boss," he says, "We're doing some heavy house-cleaning at hometomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, movingand hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith," the bossreplies. "I can't give you the day off." "Thanks, boss,"says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"
一天，史密斯去見他的客戶部領導。「老闆，」斯密斯說，「我們家明天要大搞清潔，我老婆需要我回去幫忙清潔閣樓和車庫，搬搬挪挪什麼的。」「斯密斯啊，你也知道，我們現在人手已經不夠了。」老闆說，「明天的假我是沒法給你批了」。「多謝老闆，」史密斯說，「我果然沒信錯人。」
6、I Lost 我輸了
It was at a five o』clock tea. A young man came tothe hostess to apologize for his lateness.
「So good of you to come, Mr. Jones, and where isyour brother?」
「You see we're very busy in the office and only oneof us could come, so we tossed up for it.」
「How nice! And so original, too! And you won?」
「No,」 said the young man absently, 「I lost.」
五點鍾，下午茶的時間，一個年輕人因為遲到向女主人致歉。
「您能來可真好，瓊斯先生，您的兄弟在哪兒呢？」
「您知道我們公司很忙，我們倆只能來一個，所以就擲幣來決定由誰來。」
「太有意思了！還那麼有創意！那您贏了？」
「不，」年輕人心不在焉地說，「我輸了。」
7、The Old Cat 老貓
An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old.One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.
Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years,and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old,but remember what good work the old did when they were young."
一位老婦有隻貓，這只貓很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了東西，因為它年紀太大了。一天，老貓發現一隻老鼠，它跳過去抓這只老鼠，然而，它咬不住這只老鼠。因此，老鼠從它的嘴邊溜掉了，因為老貓咬不了它。於是，老婦很生氣，因為老貓沒有把老鼠咬死。她開始打這只貓，貓說：「不要打你的老僕人，我已經為你服務了很多年，而且還願意為你效勞，但是，我實在太老了，對年紀大的不要這么無情，要記住老年人在年青時所做過的有益的事情。
8、There Good Friends 三個好朋友
One day, a monkey rides his bike near the river. This time he sees a lion under a tree. The lion runs at him. He is afraid and falls into the river. He can』t swim. He shouts. The rabbit hears him. He jumps into the river. The rabbit swims to the monkey, but he can』t help him. Luckily, an elephant comes along. He is very strong. He helps the rabbit and monkey. Three friends are very happy. They go to the elephant』s home. Then, three of them become good friends。
一天，一隻猴子在河邊騎車。這時他看見樹下有一隻獅子，獅子向他跑來。他非常的害怕，掉進河裡。他不會游泳，大叫起來。兔子聽見了，跳進水裡，但他卻沒有辦法救猴子。幸運的是，一隻大象過來了。大象非常強壯，救出了兔子和猴子。他們來到大象的家，在那裡吃了一頓大餐。從此他們成了好朋友。
H. 英語知識
主語是句子敘述的主體，可由名詞、代詞、數詞、名詞化的形容詞、不定式、動名詞和主語從句等來承擔。
謂語說明主語所發出的動作或具有的特徵和狀態。謂語由動詞來承擔。
賓語是動作的對象或承受者，常位於及物動詞或介詞後面。賓語可由名詞、代詞、數詞、名詞化的形容詞、不定式、動名詞、賓語從句等來擔任。
主語和謂語是英語句子的兩大成分，除少數句子（如祈使句和感嘆句等）外，一句話必須同時具有主語和謂語所表達的意思才能完整。主語是針對謂語而言的，是一句話的主題，謂語用來說明主語的情況，為主語提供信息。例如：They are working.主語是they(他們)，那麽他們在做什麽呢？看來沒有謂語are working 是不行的。在正常情況下，英語的主語和謂語的位置與漢語一致，也就是說主語在前，謂語緊跟其後。那麽，哪些詞語可以做主語，謂語，何時主謂倒置，主語與謂語的一致情況如何，我將一一講述。
一、哪些詞可以充當主語
1,名詞
例如： A mooncake is a delicious, round cake.
The first truck is carrying a few baskets.
The temperature will stay above zero.
The doctor looked over Mrs. Brown very carefully.
China does not want to the USA』s example.
2,代詞
例如： It』s a young forest.
I don』t know if it will grow.
That』s a bit expensive.
You』d better buy a new pair.
I』m afraid we haven』t got any black shoes.
3,數詞
例如：One and two is three.
One is not enough for me. I want one more.
One of them is English.
Suddenly one of the bags fell off the truck.
Two will be enough.
4,不定式 （常以 It』s adj. to do sth. 形式出現）
例如： To give is better than to receive =Its better to give.
I found it difficult to get to sleep.
It』s glad to see you again.
It was difficult to see.
But it』s good to swim in summer.
5,IT 作主語，有如下情況：
1)指代剛剛提到的事物：What』s this ? It』s a bus. (指代what)
2)指代一個你不知道或判斷不清性別的人：Who』s knocking the door? It』s me. (指代 who)
Who』s the baby in the picture? It』s my sister. (指代 who)
3) 表示時間，天氣，距離：
What』s the time? It』s eight o』clock. (時間)
What』s it going to be tomorrow? It』s going to be rainy.(天氣)
How far is it? It』s about one kilometre away. (距離)
6. THERE 引起的There be 句型中，be 作謂語，主語位居其後。如：
There are many different kinds of mooncakes.
There will be a strong wind.
二、謂語
謂語有動詞構成，依據其在句中繁簡程度可把謂語分為簡單謂語和復合謂語兩類。不論何種時態，語態，語氣，凡由一個動詞（或動詞片語）構成的謂語都是簡單謂語。例如：
I like walking.(一般現在時主動語態)
I made your birthday cake last night. (一般過去時主動語態)
It is used by travellers and business people all over the world. (一般現在時被動語態)
復合謂語也可分為兩種情況：
第一種是由情態動詞，助動詞+不帶to的動詞不定式構成的復合謂語：
What does this word mean?
I won』t do it again.
I』ll go and move away the bag of rice with Lin Tao.
You』d better catch a bus.
第二種是由連系動詞+表語構成的復合謂語。例如：
You look the same.
We are all here.
The weather gets wamer, and the days get longer.
Keep quite and listen to me.
He looked worried.
We have to be up early in the moming.
Is Bill in?
School Is over. Let』s go home.
My pen is in my bag.
I feel terrible.
I* fell tried all the time.
He seemed rather tired last night.
連系動詞和表語在意思上緊密聯系，不宜分割；有關動詞的種類這方面知識在課本中已有介紹，此處不多說了。
三、主語與謂語的一致
英語句子的主語和謂語的一致性，是英漢兩種語言的區別之一。具體說來有如下特徵：
1， 謂語動詞在人稱和數上應與主語保持一致。如：
Now the teacher comes into the classroom.
本句屬一般現在時，主語the teacher 為第三人稱單數，因而謂語動詞come 應加s.
One morming she was working at her desk in the library wher a boy came in. 本句屬主從復合句，主句用過去進行時，從句為一般過去時；主句中主語she為第三人稱單數，所以謂語為 was working.
1) 主語含有 and 時，如表示一個單一的概念，謂語動詞常用單數（特別是當and 連接的是兩個不可數名詞時），否則用復數。如：
One and three is four. And 前後均為數字，表示同一個概念，謂語動詞應用is.
Tea and milk is my favourite drink. 本題中tea and milk 指一種飲料，故謂語用is。
Tom and Li Lei are my best friends. Tom 和 Li lei 是完全不同的兩個人，有不同的特徵，因而謂語是are。
2) 主語為動詞不定式時，其謂語常用單數形式。如：
To give is better than to receive.
It was difficult to see.
It』s best to wear cool clothes.
同樣，動名詞作主語，謂語動詞也為單數。初中階段只學了一句：
It (playing) is much better than having classes.
3) 不可數名詞作主語，謂語動詞視為單數。如：
The best time to come to China is autumn.
The weather in England never gets too hot.
4) 在姓的復數前加the 表示一家人，謂語動詞為復數。如：
What time do the Reads have breakfast? 主語是the Reads, 表示里得一家人，謂語動詞用do….have.
5) 表示時間的復數名詞作主語，常作整體看待，其謂語動詞為單數形式。如：
Two months is quite a long time.
6) 「幾加幾等於幾」的算式中，謂語動詞常為單數。如：
Twenty and forty is sixty.
主 謂
7) 某些表示學科的名詞作主語，無論其結尾是什麽，謂語動詞都視為單數。如：
Maths is my favourite subject.
主 謂
8) each 以及由some,any,no,every 構成的復合代詞作主語，謂語動詞為單數。如：
There』s something wrong with my ears!
謂 主
Everyone is going into class.
主 謂
9) what,who which 等詞做主語，謂語動詞形式視意思而定。如：
What is this?(this 為單數，用is)
What are these? (these 為復數，用are )
Which is your friend? 哪一個人是你的朋友？
Which are your friends? 哪些人是你的朋友？
10) None 作主語，其謂語可以是單數，也可以是復數，此項目並非初中階段重點，故此不談。
11) People,Chinese, Japanese 作主語，謂語動詞為復數。如：
There are four people in my family.
謂 主
The chinese people are very friendly.
12) population 作主語，指「人口」時，謂語為單數；其前有表示數量的修飾語時，謂語為復數;課本第三冊只要求掌握作「人口」講時謂語的情況：
What』s the population of Germany?
謂 主
What was the population of the world in 1950?
謂 主
Half of the population of China are women.
修飾語 主 謂
2, 由 either …or 或neither …nor 連接的兩個並列成分作主語，其謂語動詞形式與後一個主語保持一致。如：Either Lily or Lucy is going to come.(Lily和Lucy 誰去都行。後一個主語Lucy 為第三人稱單數，謂語用is going to come.)
Either I or he does well in English. 我和他的英語都不錯。
Neither I nor she likes swimming. 我和她都不喜歡游泳。
由these 和here 引出的含有不只一個主語的句子，其謂語動詞形式由最靠近謂語的主語形式決定。如：
These is a pen, two rulers and three books on the desk.
Here are some cups,a glass and some pears on
句子的成分:
構成句子的基本成分叫做句子成分。句子成分可分為主語,謂語,賓語,表語,定語,狀語,同位語。它們可以由單詞來擔任,也可以由片語,以及句子來擔任。
主語
主語是一個句子中所要表達,描述的人或物，是句子的主體。
Iworkhere.
我在這兒工作。
Sheisanewteacher.
她是一個新教師。
Heisinchargeofalimitedcompany.
他主管一家有限公司。
主語可以由名詞,代詞,數詞,動詞不定式,動名詞,名詞化形容詞,分詞,從句,短語等來擔任。
Thebookisonthedesk.
書在桌子上。
Igetanidea.
我有一個主意。
Twoandtwoarefour.
二加二等於四。
Smokingisbadtohealth.
吸煙對身體有害。
.
傷員已經送到醫院。
Whentobeginisnotknownyet.
什麼時間開始還不知道。
WhatIknowisimportant.
我所知道的很重要。
謂語謂語是用來說明主語做了什麼動作或處在什麼狀態。謂語可以由動詞來擔任,一般放在主語的後面。
.
這孩子是由他的媽媽帶大的。
Wedon'tknowhimverywell.
我們不太了解他。
ShespeaksEnglishfluently.
她英語講得很流利。
表語表語是用來說明主語的性質,身份,特徵和狀態。表語須和連系動詞一起構成句子的復合謂語。表語一般放在系動詞之後。表語可以由名詞,形容詞或起名詞和形容詞作用的詞和短語擔任。
Thesedesksareyellow.
這些桌子是黃色的。
Iamallright.
我沒事。
Wearehappynow.
我們現在很幸福。
It'sover.
時間到了。
Sheisten.
她十歲了。
MyworkisteachingEnglish,
我的工作是教英語。
Thedictionaryisinthebag.
詞典在書包里邊。
Myquestionishowyouknewhim.
我的問題是你如何認識他的。
賓語
賓語是謂語動作所涉及的對象,它是動作的承受者,賓語可以由名詞或起名詞作用的成分擔任，賓語一般放在謂語動詞後面。
Isawacatinthetree.
我看見樹上有一隻貓。
Iwanttogoshopping.
我想去買東西。
Hesaidhecouldbehere.
他說他會來的。
Wethinkyouareright.
我們認為你是對的。
有些及物動詞可以有兩個賓語,其中一個賓語多指人,另一個賓語指物,指人的賓語叫做間接賓語,指物的賓語叫做直接賓語,可以帶兩個賓語的動詞有 bring,give,show,send,pass,tell等。間接賓語一般放在直接賓語的前面,如果強調直接賓語可把直接賓語放在間接賓語的前面, 但間接賓語前須加"to"。
Myfatherboughtmeabook.
我父親給我買了一本書。
Givetherubbertome.
把橡皮給我。
PleasegivethelettertoXiaoLi.
請把這封信給小李。
有些及物動詞除跟一個賓語外，還需要加上賓語補足語,否則意思不完整,它們一起構成復合賓語,復合賓語中賓語和後面的賓語補足語有一種邏輯上的主謂關系，這也是判斷是兩個賓語還是復合賓語的依據,賓語可以由名詞或起名詞作用的詞擔任。
WeallcallhimLaoWang.
我們都叫他老王。
Pleasecoloritred.
請給它塗上紅顏色。
Wefoundthelittlegirlinthehill.
我們在山上找到了小女孩。
定語用於描述名詞,代詞,短語或從句的性質,特徵范圍等情況的詞叫做定語,定語可以由名詞,形容詞和起名詞和形容詞作用的詞,短語擔任。如果定語是單個詞,定語放在被修飾詞的前面,如果是片語,定語放在被修飾詞的後面。
Thatisabeautifulflower.
那是一朵漂亮的花。
.
那個工廠生產的電視機很好。
Thisismybook,notyourbook.
這是我的書,不是你的書。
school.
我們學校里有二十多棵樹。
Ihavealotofthingstodo.
我有好多要做的事情。
.
我們的國家是一個發展中的國家。
狀語:說明事物發生的時間,地點,原因,目的,結果方式,條件或伴隨情況,程度等情況的詞叫狀語。狀語可以由副詞,短語以及從句來擔任。